Post by ShonenTanteidan on Apr 22, 2005 21:55:13 GMT -5
;D ohayou students! sti down for today's class! first lets see social studies.
Lets start with important subjects: (note: even if subjects are not important, do your best!)
Math: jeez, you use this everywhere. life stinks without it. if ur bad at it. ask ur mom for a tutor.
reading writing languages: the most iportant thing ever. learning cultures of other countries, your own language. and learning to speak others.
that was short.. and now heres the truth about the OTHER subjects.
starting with science. science. important? yes in some ways. ecology is important to understanding life. and chemistry is lifesaving. you dont want to get sodium wet. reminds me of a story. my dad was at school and his goofy science teacher was teaching about sodium. the metal that bursts to flame when wet. the teacher cut it with a WET KNIFE on accident... then when it burst to flames. he threw the sodium into the courtyard out the window. which just so happened to land right next to a vent that sucks INTO the building. so the school filled with smoke.
now lets delve deeper. astronomy. who gives a care about planets and stars. if you ask me, it would be much better if we didnt know the sun will explode. and it would be the most amazing thing if we didnt know what an eclipse was. that would be a wonderful mystery. and it doesnt even need solving. ayway, why waste so much money going to space? why? i believe that (just so you know, when you put to atoms together in one object and you turn one. the other turns in the opposite direction.) anyway i believe that once a space ship flies far enough, it will only crash into the very same space ship in a parallel universe. i belive that a universe is only so big, but it just repeats over and over. like two mirrors. put the next to each other and it goes on forever.and another thing, you know how when you split an atom everything screws up and it blows up. so basically, when the universe splits in half (perhaps from a black hole or nebula) the universe will explode, then another and then another.then what? nobody knows.but the important thing is. why learn astronomy, when it is impossible to find out? why spend money going to space? especially when its dangerous and its something we should never know? and WHY do we study it...
im not sayin this subject iis boring.. but
the most agravating subject is social studies! WHY do we learn about the past! it wont change the future. all we need t know is that it got us where we are now. also, learning about alexander the great..columbus...mesopotamia. i dont CARE if mesopotamia was the first civilization! its OVER NOW! i only hope that more people stop thinking that technology is the greatest. it pollutes the earth. the past may repeat itself... but does that really matter? its kind of cool. and its a little bit of a coincidence... itts not really... anything. its just that people think alike. like when the teacher asks a question and the entire class is supposed to answer out loud, someone says it and right after they say it, i say it... its so annoying... what the heck is going on? will i never get credit for saying something? will everyone think im a copycat? anyway, i got a little offf topic.. but the important thing is to go along with what teachers teach.. so it kinda stinks... but its important not to refuse to do a certain subject.
Lets start with important subjects: (note: even if subjects are not important, do your best!)
Math: jeez, you use this everywhere. life stinks without it. if ur bad at it. ask ur mom for a tutor.
reading writing languages: the most iportant thing ever. learning cultures of other countries, your own language. and learning to speak others.
that was short.. and now heres the truth about the OTHER subjects.
starting with science. science. important? yes in some ways. ecology is important to understanding life. and chemistry is lifesaving. you dont want to get sodium wet. reminds me of a story. my dad was at school and his goofy science teacher was teaching about sodium. the metal that bursts to flame when wet. the teacher cut it with a WET KNIFE on accident... then when it burst to flames. he threw the sodium into the courtyard out the window. which just so happened to land right next to a vent that sucks INTO the building. so the school filled with smoke.
now lets delve deeper. astronomy. who gives a care about planets and stars. if you ask me, it would be much better if we didnt know the sun will explode. and it would be the most amazing thing if we didnt know what an eclipse was. that would be a wonderful mystery. and it doesnt even need solving. ayway, why waste so much money going to space? why? i believe that (just so you know, when you put to atoms together in one object and you turn one. the other turns in the opposite direction.) anyway i believe that once a space ship flies far enough, it will only crash into the very same space ship in a parallel universe. i belive that a universe is only so big, but it just repeats over and over. like two mirrors. put the next to each other and it goes on forever.and another thing, you know how when you split an atom everything screws up and it blows up. so basically, when the universe splits in half (perhaps from a black hole or nebula) the universe will explode, then another and then another.then what? nobody knows.but the important thing is. why learn astronomy, when it is impossible to find out? why spend money going to space? especially when its dangerous and its something we should never know? and WHY do we study it...
im not sayin this subject iis boring.. but
the most agravating subject is social studies! WHY do we learn about the past! it wont change the future. all we need t know is that it got us where we are now. also, learning about alexander the great..columbus...mesopotamia. i dont CARE if mesopotamia was the first civilization! its OVER NOW! i only hope that more people stop thinking that technology is the greatest. it pollutes the earth. the past may repeat itself... but does that really matter? its kind of cool. and its a little bit of a coincidence... itts not really... anything. its just that people think alike. like when the teacher asks a question and the entire class is supposed to answer out loud, someone says it and right after they say it, i say it... its so annoying... what the heck is going on? will i never get credit for saying something? will everyone think im a copycat? anyway, i got a little offf topic.. but the important thing is to go along with what teachers teach.. so it kinda stinks... but its important not to refuse to do a certain subject.