Post by Winter on Feb 24, 2005 0:25:01 GMT -5
Found this on a website please read:
The Laws of Anime
1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity: The normal laws of physics do not apply.
2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation: Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne; gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.
3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics: In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.
4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion: In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.
5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion: The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves. Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.
6. Law of Temporal Variability: Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something cool or impressive. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.
7. First Law of Temporal Morality: Good Guys and Bad Guys both die in one of two ways- either so quick they don’t even see it coming, OR it’s a long, drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence, or why the toast always lands butter side down.
8. Second Law of Temporal Morality: It takes some time for bad guys to die...regardless of physical damage. Even when the Bad Guys are killed so quickly they didn’t even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize that they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.
9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis: Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).
10. Law of Dramatic Multiplicity: Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a ëGood Guyí kicks the ëBad Guyí in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.
11. Law of Inherent Combustibility: Everything Explodes. Everything.
First Corollary- Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary- Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as ìThe Match Stick Cityî.
12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission: Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.
13. Law of Energetic Emission There is always an energy buildup (commonly referred to as an energy bulge) before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustibility.
14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude The destructive potential of any object/organism is inversely proportional to its mass.
First Corollary- Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also known as the A-Ko phenomenon
15. Law of Inexhaustibility No one *EVER* runs out of ammunition. That is of course they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.
16. Law of Inverse Accuracy The accuracy of a Good Guy when operating any form of firearm increases as the difficulty of shot increases. The accuracy of the Bad Guys when operating firearms decreases as the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Storm Trooper Effect) Example: A Good Guy in a drunken stupor, being held upside down from moving vehicle will always hit, whereas several battalions of Bad Guys firing on a Good Guy standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary- The more Bad Guys there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary- Whenever a Good Guy is faced with insurmountable odds, the Bad Guys line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out in a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary- Whenever a Good Guy is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated Good Guy Area, usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm which restricts the Good Guy from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvers.
17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability: Minmei is a bimbo.
18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity: The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.
19. Law of Demonic Consistency Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least 3 eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown, but black is not unknown, and can only be hurt by bladed weapons.
20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.
21. Law of Tactical Unreliability: Tactical Geniuses aren’t...
22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability: People never notice the little things...like missing body parts or wounds the size of Kansas.
Part 2 in next post
The Laws of Anime
1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity: The normal laws of physics do not apply.
2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation: Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne; gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.
3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics: In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.
4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion: In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.
5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion: The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves. Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.
6. Law of Temporal Variability: Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something cool or impressive. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.
7. First Law of Temporal Morality: Good Guys and Bad Guys both die in one of two ways- either so quick they don’t even see it coming, OR it’s a long, drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence, or why the toast always lands butter side down.
8. Second Law of Temporal Morality: It takes some time for bad guys to die...regardless of physical damage. Even when the Bad Guys are killed so quickly they didn’t even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize that they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.
9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis: Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).
10. Law of Dramatic Multiplicity: Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a ëGood Guyí kicks the ëBad Guyí in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.
11. Law of Inherent Combustibility: Everything Explodes. Everything.
First Corollary- Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary- Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as ìThe Match Stick Cityî.
12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission: Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.
13. Law of Energetic Emission There is always an energy buildup (commonly referred to as an energy bulge) before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustibility.
14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude The destructive potential of any object/organism is inversely proportional to its mass.
First Corollary- Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also known as the A-Ko phenomenon
15. Law of Inexhaustibility No one *EVER* runs out of ammunition. That is of course they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.
16. Law of Inverse Accuracy The accuracy of a Good Guy when operating any form of firearm increases as the difficulty of shot increases. The accuracy of the Bad Guys when operating firearms decreases as the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Storm Trooper Effect) Example: A Good Guy in a drunken stupor, being held upside down from moving vehicle will always hit, whereas several battalions of Bad Guys firing on a Good Guy standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary- The more Bad Guys there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary- Whenever a Good Guy is faced with insurmountable odds, the Bad Guys line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out in a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary- Whenever a Good Guy is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated Good Guy Area, usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm which restricts the Good Guy from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvers.
17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability: Minmei is a bimbo.
18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity: The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.
19. Law of Demonic Consistency Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least 3 eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown, but black is not unknown, and can only be hurt by bladed weapons.
20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.
21. Law of Tactical Unreliability: Tactical Geniuses aren’t...
22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability: People never notice the little things...like missing body parts or wounds the size of Kansas.
Part 2 in next post