Post by ILuvHeijiHattori on Jan 16, 2005 12:18:50 GMT -5
I read this over on ff.net and i thought it was hilarious! Its not mine but i already asked the person who wrote it if i can share. Its funny because im an AIM freak and reading this reminds me of me and my friends:
DING-DONG.
"Aoko?" Kaito asked cautiously.
DING-DONG.
Kaito banged on the door.
"HELLO?"
DING-DONG.
"I'M GONNA TEAR OPEN THE DOOR!" Kaito hollered and turned the doorknob.
It was open.
Kaito cautiously entered the quiet house. Where was Aoko?
"Aoko?"
Suddenly, he heard a muffled giggle from Aoko's father's room.
He opened the room...
To find Aoko giggling madly at the computer screen.
"Aoko?"
Aoko turned around. "Oh, Kaito! Sorry. Didn't hear you."
"WHAT are you doing?" Kaito demanded.
Aoko giggled. "Kaito, you should do this to!"
Kaito gave her a confused stare. "Huh?"
Aoko giggled and said, "AIM! AOL Instant Messenger! Where you chat online!"
"You've become an Internet maniac..."
Aoko suddenly stood up and pulled Kaito's arm.
"What-"
Kaito was forced onto the chair.
'God help me...'
*******Thirty Minutes Later*******
"KAITO! It's MY turn to chat!"
"Nuh UH! You were chatting for SIX minutes last time so I get to do it for another minute!"
"It's MY computer, go get your own computer!"
"Be practical for once!"
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How Conan/Shinichi Found AIM
"Yo Kudo!"
Conan gulped and turned around. Oh... It was Hattori.
"WHAT are you doing here, Hattori?"
Heiji grinned. "I've just come to borrow a computer."
"A COMPUTER???"
He nodded. "Dad broke the Internet and we have to wait a week before the Internet Company fixes it up."
Conan gave him a tiring look. "What's so desperate that you have to come all the way to Tokyo for a computer?"
Heiji rubbed his hands. "AIM."
He gave Heiji a blank stare. "Aim?"
Heiji wiggled a finger. "AIM. AOL Instant Messenger, where you can chat online with anyone in the world! I myself made a few friends in India, Egypt, America- and a few more others in other places."
Conan groaned. "No way. First, that is just plain stupid, and second, I DO NOT have a computer."
Heiji skipped further off. "Hakase's, then!"
****At Poor Hakase's House****
Heiji began furiously typing.
Conan glared. "That is so STUPID."
Heiji whirled around, facing Conan. "Look, Kudo. This has to be the most fabulous thing in the world (A/N: Heiji's becoming a real AIM freak, isn't he?) and you insult it? That is just CRAZY! Here, you try it?"
"I don't-"
"TRY IT!"
****30 minutes later****
"Cool! I've gotta tell Ran about this!"
"See, I told ya, I told ya!"
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How Ran Found AIM---
Ran yawned; ready to sleep when her cell phone rang. 'Shinichi?'
She quickly reached out and grabbed her cell phone.
Eagerly, she opened the mail Shinichi had sent her.
"Ran, I've started AIM. Go to www.aim.com to sign up. Tell me your sceenname. Mine is GreatDetectiveoftheEast. Gotta go. Bye. -Shinichi"
Ran stared blankly at the screen. That had to be the most confusing mail she had ever received.
What was AIM, anyway? Some Internet thing? Well, she might as well try it.
****Next Day****
"Hmmm.... Pick a screenname.... What should it be? What about plain Ran..."
She typed in Ran. Taken.
"RanMouri."
Taken.
"MouriRan."
Taken.
****After 52 Tries****
"aimstinks."
Taken.
"Thisstinks"
Taken.
"Ihateaim."
Taken.
CRASH.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" Ran screamed in frustration as she threw the keyboard across the room.
Ran snatched her cellphone and called Sonoko.
"Yes? Ran?"
"SONOKO! I need a screenname! They won't let me get one!!!!!!"
Sonoko cocked her head at the other side of the line.
"What about 'OrchidRanchan?'" Sonoko suggested.
"That's stupid."
"So, you need a screenname."
"Fine. But it's your fault if it doesn't work."
"Ok, ok."
She typed in OrchidRanchan.
"IT WORKED!"
"See, I'm always right."
"Shut up."
"Anyway, mine is beautyangelsono."
"BEAUTYANGELSONO?"
"Yup, won't the good guys come more that way?"
"I can never understand you, Sonoko."
"So can't I."
"Shut up."
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How Kazuha found AIM---
She woke up at damn THREE in the morning... because of that lousy computer. The whirring sound of the computer was just too much for her.
Kazuha threw off her blanket and stormed into the computer room. She was ready to yell her head off at the person who was doing computers at midnight.
"DAMN KUDO! CURSE KUDO! HE'S NO BETTER THEN ME! THAT #$%&@&* BASTARD!!!"
Kazuha blinked. Not normal behavior. Well, Heiji DID tend to be crazy sometimes but...
Cursing Kudo-kun in front of the computer at three in the middle of the night? She should have dragged Heiji to the mental hospital weeks ago.
"What are you doing Heiji?"
He stopped mid sentence and stared hard at her.
"What?"
Heiji growled and said, "Damn Kudo, when did I ever become HIS friend?"
"Uh, Heiji, Kudo-kun's NOT here and you're cursing him like crazy. It's not like you talked on the phone to him just now.
"But I did. On AIM."
"AIM?"
"Yup. And right now I really regret ever teaching Kudo about AIM."
"What's AIM?"
"AOL instant messenger. You just chat online."
"Oh."
"Yeah."
"Can I do AIM?"
"You too?"
"I can't sleep!"
Heiji stuck out his tongue at Kazuha. "Fine, ahou."
"YOU'RE THE AHOU!" She promptly lunged at poor Heiji.
Heiji gave a yelp and yelled, "FINE! I'LL TEACH YOU! NOW GET OFF ME!"
Kazuha got off of Heiji and dusted herself. "Well?"
Heiji sighed. "First, you have to pick a screenname..."
It was going to be a LONG night.
DING-DONG.
"Aoko?" Kaito asked cautiously.
DING-DONG.
Kaito banged on the door.
"HELLO?"
DING-DONG.
"I'M GONNA TEAR OPEN THE DOOR!" Kaito hollered and turned the doorknob.
It was open.
Kaito cautiously entered the quiet house. Where was Aoko?
"Aoko?"
Suddenly, he heard a muffled giggle from Aoko's father's room.
He opened the room...
To find Aoko giggling madly at the computer screen.
"Aoko?"
Aoko turned around. "Oh, Kaito! Sorry. Didn't hear you."
"WHAT are you doing?" Kaito demanded.
Aoko giggled. "Kaito, you should do this to!"
Kaito gave her a confused stare. "Huh?"
Aoko giggled and said, "AIM! AOL Instant Messenger! Where you chat online!"
"You've become an Internet maniac..."
Aoko suddenly stood up and pulled Kaito's arm.
"What-"
Kaito was forced onto the chair.
'God help me...'
*******Thirty Minutes Later*******
"KAITO! It's MY turn to chat!"
"Nuh UH! You were chatting for SIX minutes last time so I get to do it for another minute!"
"It's MY computer, go get your own computer!"
"Be practical for once!"
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----
How Conan/Shinichi Found AIM
"Yo Kudo!"
Conan gulped and turned around. Oh... It was Hattori.
"WHAT are you doing here, Hattori?"
Heiji grinned. "I've just come to borrow a computer."
"A COMPUTER???"
He nodded. "Dad broke the Internet and we have to wait a week before the Internet Company fixes it up."
Conan gave him a tiring look. "What's so desperate that you have to come all the way to Tokyo for a computer?"
Heiji rubbed his hands. "AIM."
He gave Heiji a blank stare. "Aim?"
Heiji wiggled a finger. "AIM. AOL Instant Messenger, where you can chat online with anyone in the world! I myself made a few friends in India, Egypt, America- and a few more others in other places."
Conan groaned. "No way. First, that is just plain stupid, and second, I DO NOT have a computer."
Heiji skipped further off. "Hakase's, then!"
****At Poor Hakase's House****
Heiji began furiously typing.
Conan glared. "That is so STUPID."
Heiji whirled around, facing Conan. "Look, Kudo. This has to be the most fabulous thing in the world (A/N: Heiji's becoming a real AIM freak, isn't he?) and you insult it? That is just CRAZY! Here, you try it?"
"I don't-"
"TRY IT!"
****30 minutes later****
"Cool! I've gotta tell Ran about this!"
"See, I told ya, I told ya!"
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----
How Ran Found AIM---
Ran yawned; ready to sleep when her cell phone rang. 'Shinichi?'
She quickly reached out and grabbed her cell phone.
Eagerly, she opened the mail Shinichi had sent her.
"Ran, I've started AIM. Go to www.aim.com to sign up. Tell me your sceenname. Mine is GreatDetectiveoftheEast. Gotta go. Bye. -Shinichi"
Ran stared blankly at the screen. That had to be the most confusing mail she had ever received.
What was AIM, anyway? Some Internet thing? Well, she might as well try it.
****Next Day****
"Hmmm.... Pick a screenname.... What should it be? What about plain Ran..."
She typed in Ran. Taken.
"RanMouri."
Taken.
"MouriRan."
Taken.
****After 52 Tries****
"aimstinks."
Taken.
"Thisstinks"
Taken.
"Ihateaim."
Taken.
CRASH.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" Ran screamed in frustration as she threw the keyboard across the room.
Ran snatched her cellphone and called Sonoko.
"Yes? Ran?"
"SONOKO! I need a screenname! They won't let me get one!!!!!!"
Sonoko cocked her head at the other side of the line.
"What about 'OrchidRanchan?'" Sonoko suggested.
"That's stupid."
"So, you need a screenname."
"Fine. But it's your fault if it doesn't work."
"Ok, ok."
She typed in OrchidRanchan.
"IT WORKED!"
"See, I'm always right."
"Shut up."
"Anyway, mine is beautyangelsono."
"BEAUTYANGELSONO?"
"Yup, won't the good guys come more that way?"
"I can never understand you, Sonoko."
"So can't I."
"Shut up."
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----
How Kazuha found AIM---
She woke up at damn THREE in the morning... because of that lousy computer. The whirring sound of the computer was just too much for her.
Kazuha threw off her blanket and stormed into the computer room. She was ready to yell her head off at the person who was doing computers at midnight.
"DAMN KUDO! CURSE KUDO! HE'S NO BETTER THEN ME! THAT #$%&@&* BASTARD!!!"
Kazuha blinked. Not normal behavior. Well, Heiji DID tend to be crazy sometimes but...
Cursing Kudo-kun in front of the computer at three in the middle of the night? She should have dragged Heiji to the mental hospital weeks ago.
"What are you doing Heiji?"
He stopped mid sentence and stared hard at her.
"What?"
Heiji growled and said, "Damn Kudo, when did I ever become HIS friend?"
"Uh, Heiji, Kudo-kun's NOT here and you're cursing him like crazy. It's not like you talked on the phone to him just now.
"But I did. On AIM."
"AIM?"
"Yup. And right now I really regret ever teaching Kudo about AIM."
"What's AIM?"
"AOL instant messenger. You just chat online."
"Oh."
"Yeah."
"Can I do AIM?"
"You too?"
"I can't sleep!"
Heiji stuck out his tongue at Kazuha. "Fine, ahou."
"YOU'RE THE AHOU!" She promptly lunged at poor Heiji.
Heiji gave a yelp and yelled, "FINE! I'LL TEACH YOU! NOW GET OFF ME!"
Kazuha got off of Heiji and dusted herself. "Well?"
Heiji sighed. "First, you have to pick a screenname..."
It was going to be a LONG night.
!!!
